Hamberger Fantasy & Salad Orgy

Detox Day 3 - Last night was the hardest. I really want to eat something small. Fantasies of a Five-Guys cheeseburger dressed in a pair of cargo shorts with no shirt, running through a field crossed my mind. I know strange, right?

The funniest part was when I imagined a salad orgy. In my mind, I saw lettuce, tomatoes, carrots, celery, onions, mushrooms, beans, olives, and cucumbers in a nice condo over looking the NYC skyline. The scene was posh and chill. The veggies were all hanging out on modern furniture with animal skin rugs. There was a red beat sitting on top of the piano as the head of romaine lettuce played "Smooth Operator." I started to laugh, because I imagined that the next morning, after the party, when the house cleaner came in...there was salad everywhere. It looked like a nice, freshly, tossed salad.

My roommate added that a cutting board and chopping knife came to the party. All of the veggies were attracted to the cutting board and chopping knife. As the board and knife started to mingle and dance with the veggies, they started to "cut up" and it was a great time. Then the salad dressing came in over and spread their love all over everyone. There was music playing. I think that it was Jay-z and Beyonce' "Hollywood." For some reason, Rick James was lying on the couch eating strawberries.

Any who...it was long night needless to say. I was tempted and tested to eat until I went to bed. As I feel asleep I listened to meditation and calming melodies on Pandora to take my mind of off the cheeseburgers, salad, and Rick James.

Today I feel fabulous. The girl next to me is eating a Starbucks breakfast sandwich, and I have no desire to eat. In fact I think that I am going to work out this evening.